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mom: who's that?
me: the doctor
mom: doctor what?
me: doctor who.
mom: doctor who?
me: exactly
mom:
mom: what?
me: what?
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youreyesmakestarsjealous:

 

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

I love this so much

youreyesmakestarsjealous:

 

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

I love this so much

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malformalady:

Human bites that break the skin, like all puncture wounds, have a high risk of infection. They also pose a risk of injury to tendons and joints.Human bites may be more dangerous than most animal bites. There are germs in some human mouths that can cause infections that are hard to treat.

it’s so pretty

malformalady:

Human bites that break the skin, like all puncture wounds, have a high risk of infection. They also pose a risk of injury to tendons and joints.Human bites may be more dangerous than most animal bites. There are germs in some human mouths that can cause infections that are hard to treat.

it’s so pretty

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butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

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llbwwb:

Todays Cuteness:) Baby black bear by Buck Shreck.

llbwwb:

Todays Cuteness:) Baby black bear by Buck Shreck.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

anachronistique:
reasons I am thankful for the internet

the-absolute-best-posts:

anachronistique:

reasons I am thankful for the internet

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lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

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perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

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